Another Day, Another Angle......

Good Morning, friends and relatives, known and yet to meet....

I'm up and ready for the challenge!! That cat is either going to love me before I leave, or die trying to find new hiding spots! And you know, I think he really wants to be my friend. Daddy makes me stay right near him when I'm in the house, and that old cat.....they told me he's 19.......will slowly crawl to right near me and swipe my bum! But when I turn around to say 'hey', he runs away. Of course I have to chase him, and then I get yelled at! Life just isn't fair sometimes.

Well, yesterday was an interesting day. I had an accident......or two......in the house. I don't know, I tried to tell Daddy that I had to go out, but he didn't listen so what was a girl to do? And no one got really mad except Mom, who had to clean it up. She can really say mean things, sometimes. I'm not sure exactly what an "asshole shithead dog" is, but I'm it. I could tell by the tone of her voice.

By the time we were all over that, we got to go for a ride! I LOVE to ride. In fact, the only thing I love better is chasing that old cat! That really is a treat. But I digress......if you haven't alrealy figured it out, I'm a really smart dog and Mom teaches me new words all the time.....like digress and asshole/shithead/dog. So off we went, me and Daddy and Mommy and Aunt Susie. We went to see Mommy's old stomping grounds, where she grew up as a kid. Her old house looks just the same as it did when she lived there, except she says it's a lot smaller now. The big back yard is still there and I would have loved to go exploring, but she said I couldn't get out because it belongs to someone else now. Strangers. Can you believe that? Strangers. One good poop on their lawn and we wouldn't be strangers anymore!! That's what I did when I got here. Got out of the truck, went into the back yard, and took a huge poop! Ya know what happened? Uncle Dick laughed and said his yard had been christened! We've been best friends ever since! So why Mom wouldn't let me out there is beyond my comprehension.....another big word. I'm so cute!

We went on to find Memorial Junior High, where Mommy went to school, and Southlyn Elementary School, and Brush High School. Mommy remembered them as being a lllloooonnnnngggg walk from her house, but, sheeesh, they're NOT. The two lower schools are only a block away and the high school is two blocks. What was she thinking? She says it has something to do with age and perception. She is getting a little long in the tooth, ya know.

Mom took pictures, but we don't know if she can figure out how to get them on here. We may have to wait for Jason to wake up to help us. He's a real smart dude, ya know.......just a little sensitive about that old cat.

Today, Mommy and Daddy and Aunt Sue and Uncle Dick are going to visit the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. I don't know what I'm going to do. I may have to stay home with Jason, or in my kennel. I don't mind. I like my little house.......all except it keeps me from chasing that old cat.

I'll post more later today, or maybe tomorrow to let you know what mischief I've gotten into today. I'm really having a great time for an asshole/shithead/dog!!